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Will You Own
this One-in-the-World Treasure?
It's been immortalized in song, highlighted in movies, featured
on TV, and sought after by people around the world. It turns
heads wherever it goes. It stops conversations in mid-sentence.
Wherever it is, crowds
draw, and the buzz starts. It's partly the object itself, and
a generous dose of the man who owned her. Because even decades
after his death, that man has an influence that transcends time.
That man is Elvis.
And the object I'm referring to, is the legendary pink Cadillac
he drove around in. The actual car that graced the driveway
of Graceland.
This extraordinary
car has carried movie starlets and presidents. Lovers and friends.
And of course, "the King."
This is the car Elvis
drove until his timely death. The car that holds more history
than probably any other. The unique, bold, and breathtaking
car that is instantly identifiable to millions around the world.
And now, it could be
parked in YOUR driveway. You could sit in the very seat Elvis
sat in, shift the very gear lever he shifted, and turn the very
steering wheel he turned.
Because this extraordinary
automobile is now available for purchase...
The Presley Estate
has engaged me to sell this national treasure to one very lucky
individual. And that individual could be you...
So you're probably
wondering how to get your hands on the famous pink Cadillac...
Purchases of this nature
are usually awarded to the highest bidder. The bidding begins
at 1.3 million dollars. And the bidding closes on midnight,
January 31st, 2005 (PST).
There are no discounts.
No warranties. No Gas Guzzler's Tax. And you might arouse a
few chuckles if you're asking for a guarantee. If you bought
this car for anything under two million dollarsIt would
be a steal!
Remember, this is a
one-of-a-kind item. This is the dream car Elvis bought for his
mom right after he became a star. This is not a replica. It
was driven by "the King" himself.
Imagine friends, car
buffs, and your mayor wanting to see your new treasure. You'd
be an instant celebrity and the talk of many towns. They'd "ooh"
and "aah" over your "wheels" as you're cruising
down Main Street. Better take out extra insurance just in case
careless drivers or pedestrians get in an accident while drooling
at your ride.
And as an American
Elvis fan, I'm sure you'd love to see this world treasure kept
on U.S. soil. So the Presley Estate has authorized a website
(www.ItsNowOrNever.com) that reports the highest current bid
in real time, and from country of origin. You'll have the opportunity
to upgrade your bid anytime up until midnight, January 31st
(PST).
There's just one
catch...
Having the highest
bid won't guarantee you'll be awarded the car. Because this
treasure is so closely tied to 50's Americana it will
be up to the Board of Directors at Graceland to oversee and
award this cherished prize. From the top three bids, the Board
will scrutinize your background and your intentions for Elvis'
beloved Cadillac.
If you are one of the
top three bidders, you will receive a five-page questionnaire
to fill and return. Afterwards, prepare for a phone interview
with the Chairman of the Board.
Believe me, this is
the best way to preserve this national and world treasure. And
to safeguard the sanctity and integrity of the American spirit.
I'm sure you'd agree.
But wait, it gets
better...
If you're the lucky
new owner, you'll travel to Graceland where Priscilla Presley
will present you the keys captured via satellite TV. Then you'll
drive the pink Cadillac around Graceland for the cameras and
fans with Priscilla seated beside you. Both of you waving at
excited fans. You'll bask in an instant rush showered by deafening
cheers.
The whole world
will finally get to meet you...
The DJs from Oldies
Radio will be there. So will tourists armed with video-cams.
And roving reporters wanting interviews. And car enthusiasts
dying to look under the hood. And beautiful starlets from past
and present requesting autographed photos with you.
There may be future
book contracts, talk show appearances, magazine interviews,
a gazillion websites, and possibly movie deals in the making.
That's just a few of the possibilities because Elvis will live
forever. And so will his famous pink Cadillac.
It will be an event
of many lifetimes...
Graceland will play
50's and 60's tunes and award prizes for the dance contest.
Fans will come adorned in Fifties outfits. There will be live
band Karaoke. You'll feast on catered Fifties Favorites. And
The Flying ELVI will land on Graceland to make this day simply
unforgettable. Which leads me to ask you...
Can you really afford
to miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime world treasure?
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