Announcing:
A New Scientific Breakthrough in Weight Reduction...

If you have ever struggled with maintaining your weight, burning fat, or following a diet, there is some important new medical news you should be aware of. A new discovery that helps your body melt away fat while you watch the Jerry Springer Show. (Amazing, but true.)

This new breakthrough was developed in the laboratories of Saddam Hussein, right after the first Gulf War. He had his scientists working on a drug that would allow him to lose 30 pounds quickly, so he could slip out of the country undetected. He figured (rightly so) that were he to lose that much weight and shave his mustache, he would be completely unrecognizable.

So he had his researchers working night and day on the research, and how this drug could be applied. They experimented on animals with limited success. The first trials on humans didn't produce much more encouraging results.

But then something amazing happened...

During one of the research trials, there was a TV in the room turned on to FOX News channel. And an unprecedented thing happened: The people in the study showed dramatically increased levels of metabolic activity.

Frankly, the researchers were puzzled. In all previous studies, this had not happened. And no one made the connection to the TV being on. That is, until one of the doctors turned the channel...

He put on a National Geographic special, and the metabolic activity levels of the participants returned to normal levels. Again, no one made the TV connection. That is, until the station was turned to "Friends."

Immediately the metabolic levels increased...

Suddenly an alert doctor realized what was happening. He switched the channel to the Jerry Springer Show, and the metabolism of the study participants went to the HIGHEST level yet. He realized they were on to an amazing and profound scientific breakthrough!

There definitely was a correlation between what channel was on, and the fat-burning levels of the participants. Much more testing and tracking was done. And then the breakthrough was discovered...

The researchers found that the more vapid and mindless the TV program was, the higher the metabolic rate of the people watching it became. It was discovered that the energy normally used for brainwave activity, was redirected to metabolism. Thus the "Brain Off/Fat Burner On" syndrome was discovered. And Hussein immediately suppressed the evidence. Where it remained undiscovered, until his regime was toppled recently.

Which is why I am writing you...

I've been contracted by the Pentagon as the exclusive distributor of this revolutionary "Brain Off/Fat Burner On" weight loss system. It's the only system in the world that has been tested and approved by the United States military. I'd like to send you this 101-page special report and companion video that shows how you can lose from 20 to 200 pounds simply by lounging on your recliner, watching TV, and guzzling your favorite beer. It's called "The Amazing Couch Potato Diet."

The days of starvation diets, low carbs/no carbs, counting calories, and exercise-till-you-drop are over. It's now easier than ever to lose weight and keep it off.

"The Amazing Couch Potato Diet" will help you:

• Turn heads at the cabana;
• Look ravishing in tight jeans;
• Flatter your swimsuit;
• Live with unrestrained passion; and if you're really fortunate,
• Become mistaken as your daughter or son.

"The Amazing Couch Potato Diet" is actually not a diet. There's nothing special to eat, mix or drink. You don't have to fast, or test your will power. In fact — you'll be pleasantly surprised to know there's nothing you can't eat.

If you love buffets, this is the only resource you'll need to safely remove flab. It helps you burn off those extra pounds and calories before your next feast. Nothing could be easier than watching a few hours of television each day to look absolutely stunning.

Your friends will be in awe by your new figure. Co-workers will want to know your secret. And acquaintances will greet you with generous smiles.

Concerned about your chubby teen?

"The Amazing Couch Potato Diet" is the greatest gift you can give them. It's the easiest way to boost their image, confidence and self-esteem. They'll have an unfair advantage making friends, getting dates, and their opinions will finally count when hanging out with the "cool" crowd. Also, they may even be cured of Baggy Clothes Syndrome.

Just set them in front of the boob tube to fire up their metabolism before heading for the Golden Arches. Their bodies will actually get programmed to melt away those double bacon cheeseburgers, super-sized fries and bottomless sodas. This is as close to a liposuction miracle pill as you can get.

But it gets even better, because you can now...

- Toss out those other diets: They haven't worked.
- Fire your fitness coach: She's overcharging you.
- Sell your home exercise unit: It's gathering dust.

Those are all fads. They were a good idea at one time. But "The Amazing Couch Potato Diet" is an easy alternative to what you normally do — watching television. It's not something new you "must do" or "must learn." You're already doing the hardest part: Watching TV.

The BIG SECRET is: Which programs to watch...

This special report will show you exactly which programs to watch, and which ones to avoid. Which shows help you lose weight. Which ones are neutral. And which ones help you gain it all back.

Saddam's scientists made the initial discoveries, but U.S. military scientists made further breakthroughs and perfected their results. Their team of 79 scientists spent millions of your tax dollars recruiting hundreds of the most overweight Americans who were Fat Farm flunkies. And the results were incredible: A whopping 99.3% success rate!

And once they lost their flab, it took very little effort to keep it off. "The Amazing Couch Potato Diet" makes all other diets obsolete.

Furthermore, they have discovered eleven TV programs that are even more vapid and mindless than the Jerry Springer Show. And in laboratory tests, the metabolic activity of test subjects watching these eleven programs shot up an average of 9.2%. You'll learn exactly which programs they are when you order your special report.

But that's not all...

Extensive research reveals which movies give you the best mental inactivity to weight loss ratio. They include some of the blockbuster hits you've probably already seen. You'll get a list of 49 movies that will reshape and refine your body without leaving your recliner.

Even better...

Scientists have discovered 73 of the most mind-numbing websites you'll ever view that will dissolve your love handles and spare tire. They include victimhood chat rooms, gossip forums, pity party blogs, reality show updates, wrestling surveys, and the most popular whine connoisseur's discussion groups. All available on this special report.

So what's the cost for this revolutionary weight loss system?

Surprisingly, you can own this special report and companion video for the introductory special of only $97. Which is a small price to pay compared with all the pills, potions, lotions and exercise videos you'd spend each year fighting the battle of the bulge.

Imagine watching television to grow thinner. Or gobbling your favorite snacks and sweets without taxing your bathroom scale. Or never breaking a sweat to look fit. And wouldn't it be wonderful never dieting again?

You can eat all the Cheetos, Fritos and Doritos you want... rip up your gym membership... donate your oversized clothing... and hold your head high.

Please be forewarned...

The American Obesity Association claims that 127 million adult Americans are considered overweight. That's an astonishing 64.5% and rising. And obesity-related diseases are the second leading cause of unnecessary deaths. But you don't have to be a statistic...

You can now live an abundant life, eat all the foods you want, multiply your sex appeal, and have the energy to enjoy your new body by taking advantage of this special offer.

We expect "The Amazing Couch Potato Diet" to be the next craze for overweight adults, diet haters and chubby teens. The first 10,000 reports will be sold at the introductory rate of $97. The second printing will carry the regular price of $117. So order your copy with companion video ASAP before the price goes up.

Free bonus gift:

Place your order within the next seven days and get Jerry Springer's exclusive interview with Saddam Hussein on DVD titled "The Mother of All Lies!" Jerry delves back into young Saddam's abusive childhood where he was diagnosed as manic-depressive and denied his favorite food... chocolate. And onto his teen years where he graduated last in his class because he saluted the American flag.

"The world doesn't know this man as I do," claims Springer. "You'll laugh with him... cry with him... celebrate his recovery... but most importantly, you'll get to know this unique, misunderstood man." This is the interview the Arab nations don't want you to see. This DVD normally sells for $79.95, but it's yours free for trying "The Amazing Couch Potato Diet." Please hurry — supplies won't last!

Unconditional six-month guarantee...

If you're unhappy for any reason, if you've only lost ten pounds, or if boatloads of singles are chasing you for your phone number — return the report and video within six months and you'll get a full refund. No questions asked. But keep "The Mother of All Lies" as my gift for trying "The Amazing Couch Potato Diet."

By now you probably realize you can have a slimmer, sexy body without the pain of exercise, starvation, or stomach stapling. And all from the comforts of your couch.

Pick up the phone NOW and call 1-800-123-6789 to place your order. Add $6 for shipping or $9 for rush delivery. Please add 7.75% sales tax for California deliveries. We accept all major credit cards, PayPal and debit cards. Or you can send a check to:

The Amazing Couch Potato Diet
10755-F Scripps Poway Parkway
Suite #184
San Diego, CA 92131

Cordially,


Tommy Yan

P.S. I guarantee "The Amazing Couch Potato Diet" will be the safest, easiest, pain-free and sweat-free method of losing weight you'll ever try. You can start taking in your clothes, embrace inviting eyes, trigger affectionate smiles, become fixed in people's fantasies, and prepare for romantic liaisons. Call 1-800-123-6789 NOW to get started on the road to rich possibilities.

P.P.S. Special bonus offer...

If you've become addicted to "The Amazing Couch Potato Diet," call us with your success story and we'll send you five FREE bonus movie DVDs (A value of $85) that will help you maintain your sexy shape. Watch them in your car, during recess, while vacationing, or anywhere you can play DVDs. You'll never be labeled "Big Guy" or "Big Gal" again. Ever.